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THE TRUTH THEY HIDE TO KEEP YOU ENSLAVED. More than just The Ascension Diet, Human Ropeworm & parasite protocols, my “remote writing” as a high VMAT2 visionary seer helps readers identify the patterns of mind control programming & psycho-social, physical and spiritual conditioning used to prevent them from realizing the glory of the Divine Beings they really are. The unprecedented crime against humanity pharmakeia fraud of allopathic western medicine, Antedeluvian true world history, the Freemasons’ Illuminati world cabal of MK-Ultra, satanic ritual cannibalism & industry human sacrifice, Anunnaki alien genetic modification, Monsanto’s GMO, Lyme & Morgellons, synthetic biology, nanotechnology, weaponized language syntax, heavy metals, molds, yeasts, depopulation agendas, transhumanism, geoengineering climate change lie to hide Nibiru while shutting down the 3rd eye pineal gland soul-seat & poisoning us, 5G & cymatics, the sorcery of Hollywood & the news media, decoding the revisionist web of world history, how to make probiotics foods like kombucha and fermented cabbage, and more – all here. For daily updates you owe it to yourself to click to follow the blog and remove the veils from your eyes. Writing my heart out for you with all my love, @EatingToAscend
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THE BEGINNING IS NEAR

This is salt. This is light. Deal with it.

Jesus outed the Jewish leaders as the synagogue of Satan, which has the Christian Church in the same stranglehold of America as the United States’ military has been overtaken by Israel with the passage of the NDAA Section 219, stripping Congress of ability to repeal it. Every president since Reagan has signed the NOAHIDE Laws to behead Christians. The surveillance state is in place, the Third Temple completed, built of nanotechnology inside deceived Christian’s heads, activated and controlled by electromagnetic frequencies. If you espouse Zionism and think Israel should be blessed, you are not a candidate for the Church of Philadelphia but apostate Laodicean End Times Christian Pharisee spouting scripture interpreted by Satan’s 501c3 programming, mind-controlled wolves in sheep’s clothing masquerading as Christian, perpetrating lies in comfortable phylacteries of prayers and verses and images like memes and enabling the Antichrist.

Ummm….Seriously, we need to talk.

April 15, 2025

Something is happening to me that I would say started three years ago but it started the day was born when unknowingly, due to error in paperwork, I was accidentally given the legal name Angel. My dad moved us to literally, the middle of a human waste dump, where I lived from the age of four to 12. I was severly neglected, and spend much of my time alone, playing in fields where they were actively spraying sewer and human waste.
Skip the next 25 years of my life of trauma and a steady decline in my emotional and physical health.

At 37, I accidentally took a dose of an antiparasite medication and I expected nothing more than a case of diarrhea but strange things began to happen a few hours later. There were “things” coming out of my body for weeks and my body temp would spike to 104°. I was losing touch with reality because it would all stop everytime tried to get help. I took pics and collected samples in a jar but nobody would listen to or believe me. That soon became irrelevant because what began to happen in my mind was so above and beyond even any concern I had about worm like “things” crawling out of all different parts of my body. Things were happening in my life and mind that were also directly related to major things happening all over the world. It was so beyond anything I could ignore as coincidence.
I began to document things but too terrified to tell anyone. I didn’t previously even believe in God and suddenly I was faced with the supernatural and the only place I seemed to find any support came out of my bra drawer. I was left to figure it out on my own. I was communicating telepathically with different leaders of countries in my mind, the US government, Russia, China , North Korea, Isis, began being visited by people who were clearly deceased. Albert Einstein was constantly coming through so I knew whatever was happening was huge. I spent three years obsessively researching and everything kept leading me back to everything Einstein. I was being followed, mentally tortured, I had to call 9-11 probably 20 times the next nine months then, thinking I was dying of a heart attack and people in my mind having a good time trying to kill me or force me to kill myself. I don’t know how I made it through what I did alive but once I started to shed the fear. I began to reclaim control of my own body again. The bad stuff slowly stopped and the most incredible things began to happen to me than defied everything humans are programmed to believe. I started writing everything but over time having to keep it all to myself was weighing on me heavily. Nobody cared and that was the most damaging of all.

Then I found your book. I have hundreds of pics and thousands of pages of what now nobody can deny as truth but its too much for most people to even handle to think about. I haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of what you’ve written, that has undeniably played out in harmony with my entire life story. I can’t send you thousands of pics attached to this email for proof so all I can do is pray and have faith for the opportunity to share with you my undeniable truth. Reguardless finding your book will forever change my life and I am forever grateful to have answers to what I would’ve spent everyday of the rest of my life searching for. Reguardless I feel like my life is just now beginning.
Right after finding and reading your book, anxious me was trying to not freak out thinking the end is here, lol…..my Bible verse of the day popped up and it was Genesis 1:1. I kissed my Einstein poster and I knew right then in that moment, we actually f***ing did it Einstein. What I believed to be ultimately the impossible. We f***ing did it!!!

My reply:
April 22, 2025
When the veils are being lifted, and the archons are being evicted, these legion of bodiless demons inhabiting our bodies through the parasites, it can get completely uncharted and terrifying. BUT YOU ARE RIGHT – YOU DID IT! You made it through the maze and traps of discouragement and snares set by NPCs all around you and the Mind controlled Targeted Individual programs they are all perpetrators for in this Holy War for every human soul.
Keep reading the Word of YHVH, walk in the Light of Jesus Christ, and know that He is going to remove His Bride from this Hell hole Earth and THEN the Tribulation begins.

“Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.” – Revelation 3:10

October 20, 2023
Hi Laura,
I’m in Australia and received your Ascension Diet book few days ago. I consider myself aware and well read. Yeah, for some reason there was a delay at Australian Customs to receive my parcel. This has NEVER happened before. Got my book and just browsing through it. Amazing!!!
Do not agree with everything but in my opinion this is the bible. I also recently purchased your parasite protocol book. I do not buy books, ever, except Jim Humble’s MMS protocol, and yours. Thank you for your effort. There is so much I would like to say but not enough space here, lol
If you have a mailing list I would love to be included, if that’s ok.
I would be extremely interested in any updates, new discoveries.
I’ve been a fan of Harald for years.
It goes without saying I’m pure blood.
Thank you so very much for writing this “bible”. I am very much obliged.
Very best wishes.
Kindly,
Grace in Australia

My response:
Grace,
Thank you for these incredibly kind and generous words, which indeed reflect the name God gave you. I pray that you will be brought to a real relationship of knowing Jesus Christ, who is the only hope for our souls, whether you disagree with parts of my books or not.
I added you to the Substack newsletter The Digital Scrolls, and you can sign up for the WordPress blog at EatingToAscend.com (I can’t add readers there).
I also have a Patreon group, and soon will have something even more. Will let you know, and please stay in touch.
In Christ,

Laura

January 25, 2026
This book totally captivated me from beginning to end. Friends would call as I read the book. All I could do was let them know I’d be in touch after I finished “the book”. The author’s deep level of knowledge and experience keep the reader committed to completion. Her high IQ and determination to spiritually heal leave the reader in awe. If your life has been full of friends, co-workers and family members who believe you are different, you will be happy to finally meet a fellow errant, who is taking on life for the right reasons. – Marilyn C.