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THE ASCENSION DIET EATING TO ASCEND

Alkaline Diet and Optimal Health In A 5G Nano Toxic World

“I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father except through Me.” - John 14:6

The Essene Gospels of Peace

The ESSENE GOSPEL OF PEACE: The Health Truth Hidden From You

ROPEWORM PROTOCOL BOOK FRONT AND BACK COVER

THE ROPEWORM PROTOCOL

“I am in a bit of a state of shock. I can’t believe that something as big as giant parasitic worms in our bodies can go so unnoticed so long by the mainstream health “services.” I mean these ropeworms don’t show up in X-rays, or MRI’s? And then I saw your link to the article about all the mysterious deaths/murders of doctors and health practitioners and two and two is starting to add up. If what you are saying is true, that we all have worms and that they are essentially one and the same with demons that have been plaguing us and causing all the diseases, all the addictions, all the laziness and hatred, then your book and detox protocols may be the most important thing since the bible and should be mandatory reading!”

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THE TRUTH THEY HIDE TO KEEP YOU ENSLAVED. More than just The Ascension Diet, Human Ropeworm & parasite protocols, my “remote writing” as a high VMAT2 visionary seer helps readers identify the patterns of mind control programming & psycho-social, physical and spiritual conditioning used to prevent them from realizing the glory of the Divine Beings they really are. The unprecedented crime against humanity pharmakeia fraud of allopathic western medicine, Antedeluvian true world history, the Freemasons’ Illuminati world cabal of MK-Ultra, satanic ritual cannibalism & industry human sacrifice, Anunnaki alien genetic modification, Monsanto’s GMO, Lyme & Morgellons, synthetic biology, nanotechnology, weaponized language syntax, heavy metals, molds, yeasts, depopulation agendas, transhumanism, geoengineering climate change lie to hide Nibiru while shutting down the 3rd eye pineal gland soul-seat & poisoning us, 5G & cymatics, the sorcery of Hollywood & the news media, decoding the revisionist web of world history, how to make probiotics foods like kombucha and fermented cabbage, and more – all here. For daily updates you owe it to yourself to click to follow the blog and remove the veils from your eyes. Writing my heart out for you with all my love, @EatingToAscend
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“When the time comes when it is necessary to deal with an epidemic or to get off the planet, then one can imagine that their way of thinking could be useful.”
“i met Svante Paabo. He sequences old bones and got a complete Neanderthal genome. you would like him. he knows [George] Church. the two of them could build a Neanderthal person!” – Email from Martin Nowak to Jeffrey Epstein, 11/12/2012

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“This book totally captivated me from beginning to end. Friends would call as I read the book. All I could do was let them know I’d be in touch after I finished “the book”. The author’s deep level of knowledge and experience keep the reader committed to completion. Her high IQ and determination to spiritually heal leave the reader in awe. If your life has been full of friends, co-workers and family members who believe you are different, you will be happy to finally meet a fellow errant, who is taking on life for the right reasons.” – Marilyn C., January 25, 2026

Testimonials

October 20, 2023
Hi Laura,
I’m in Australia and received your Ascension Diet book few days ago. I consider myself aware and well read. Yeah, for some reason there was a delay at Australian Customs to receive my parcel. This has NEVER happened before. Got my book and just browsing through it. Amazing!!!
Do not agree with everything but in my opinion this is the bible. I also recently purchased your parasite protocol book. I do not buy books, ever, except Jim Humble’s MMS protocol, and yours. Thank you for your effort. There is so much I would like to say but not enough space here, lol
If you have a mailing list I would love to be included, if that’s ok.
I would be extremely interested in any updates, new discoveries.
I’ve been a fan of Harald for years.
It goes without saying I’m pure blood.
Thank you so very much for writing this “bible”. I am very much obliged.
Very best wishes.
Kindly,
Grace in Australia

My response:
Grace,
Thank you for these incredibly kind and generous words, which indeed reflect the name God gave you. I pray that you will be brought to a real relationship of knowing Jesus Christ, who is the only hope for our souls, whether you disagree with parts of my books or not.
I added you to the Substack newsletter The Digital Scrolls, and you can sign up for the WordPress blog at EatingToAscend.com (I can’t add readers there).
I also have a Patreon group, and soon will have something even more. Will let you know, and please stay in touch.
In Christ,
Laura

Grace on palace stairsThank you so very much for writing this “bible”

God Bless you Pastor Laura !!! 🙂
I just spent 2 hours in the bathroom, and I will spare you the details…. but basically the worms wouldn’t stop coming out !!! In total it looked like kilos of ‘dead worms’ and also one full length (with head). I’m doing water enemas followed by coffee enemas. About 7 in a row !!!
I don’t have the herbs you mentioned yet… but I have Reishi mushroom powder also, which I took last night. And also charcoal powder before bed.
Yesterday I made the cabbage, so just waiting for that to ferment.
This morning, I almost cried with a mix of joy and disgust…when all this stuff came out…I’m sure you know what I mean…
So now I know this is the beginning of my REAL detox (I’ve been detoxing for years !!!! … with no avail).
And also the beginning of getting my life back. I’ve been so sick since 2014… truth be told probably longer than that. And I was sick of being sick.
But finding you just seemed like the missing piece of the puzzle.
Please let me know when your book is ready. I’ll be your first customer, for sure !!!
Now, I have no idea how long this will take… maybe months, maybe years before I regain my health. But I’m just so grateful to you and all you do.
Love, Peace, Health and Freedom !
Tanya XO

Published here https://eatingtoascend.com/2021/05/11/missing-puzzle-piece-found/

MISSING PUZZLE PIECE FOUND

Thank you again for your steadfast stand against evil.
Your ability to navigate this nefarious agenda assists us to understand the many layers, cover-ups and hidden symbols.
I am very grateful for you.
– Lorraine Raymond

“Wherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.” – Ephesians 6:13

ABOVE ALL, STAND
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