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THE TRUTH THEY HIDE TO KEEP YOU ENSLAVED. More than just The Ascension Diet, Human Ropeworm & parasite protocols, my “remote writing” as a high VMAT2 visionary seer helps readers identify the patterns of mind control programming & psycho-social, physical and spiritual conditioning used to prevent them from realizing the glory of the Divine Beings they really are. The unprecedented crime against humanity pharmakeia fraud of allopathic western medicine, Antedeluvian true world history, the Freemasons’ Illuminati world cabal of MK-Ultra, satanic ritual cannibalism & industry human sacrifice, Anunnaki alien genetic modification, Monsanto’s GMO, Lyme & Morgellons, synthetic biology, nanotechnology, weaponized language syntax, heavy metals, molds, yeasts, depopulation agendas, transhumanism, geoengineering climate change lie to hide Nibiru while shutting down the 3rd eye pineal gland soul-seat & poisoning us, 5G & cymatics, the sorcery of Hollywood & the news media, decoding the revisionist web of world history, how to make probiotics foods like kombucha and fermented cabbage, and more – all here. For daily updates you owe it to yourself to click to follow the blog and remove the veils from your eyes. Writing my heart out for you with all my love, @EatingToAscend
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Satan’s Lineage

“When the time comes when it is necessary to deal with an epidemic or to get off the planet, then one can imagine that their way of thinking could be useful.”
“i met Svante Paabo. He sequences old bones and got a complete Neanderthal genome. you would like him. he knows Edward Church. the two of them could build a Neanderthal person!” – Email from Martin Nowak to Jeffrey Epstein, 11/12/2012

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COVID VACCINES OFFICIALLY HAVE GENETICALLY MODIFIED PEOPLE

Slovakia has come forth with the full evidence that those who took the Covid “vaccine” genetic therapy shot are fully and irrevocably genetically modified, in keeping with the 2013 Supreme Court pronouncement that all genetically modified humans are patented property of the corporations which manufactured the “vaccine” genetic tehrapy injection.

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When the bombs fall: The Alien and Nuclear Psyop to hide The Rapture

When the bombs fall down, the genuine believers will go up. Where did they go? They vaporized! Aliens took them! The antichrist will use the Project Blue Beam Alien Deception and tactical weapon strikes! There are no nukes! Hiroshima and Nagasaki were carpet bombed like Dresden and Gaza.

October 21, 2023
Dear Laura,

You opened my eyes to Jesus. I feel I’m a born again believer and building a relationship with Jesus. Something has broken open in me and I’ve been moved to tears many times when I feel my new found faith. I found a Christian church that I like and will keep attending…
am reading the bible and praying for discernment for I know that deception is everywhere. So thank you for spreading God’s Word. Hallelujah!
Alicia in Australia

My response:
Alicia,
Thank you for finding my work on the Ropeworm Protocol, for removing the scales from your eyes, and becoming my sister in Christ! Now you drink the Living Waters! Praise GOD!
In Christ,
Laura

Thanks to these Luciferian-driven ruling class we now have the Bubonic Plague, the Spanish Flu, Influenza, Typhoid, Malaria, … – THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PARASITES DECEPTION AND CONNECTION TO THE FRAUD OF DISEASE

Thank you for another very informative post! You often post information that I didn’t know. I suffer from severe parasitosis. I am also a massage therapist and I can feel the parasites in a person’s muscle tissue. Sorry to freak you out, but those knots you feel are actually usually parasties rather than being inflamed tissue (which is what most doctors and therapists tell you). Antihelminth medication nearly killed me. The food we eat, the water we drink, and the aerosol that is sprayed on us makes our physical bodies a breeding ground for these things. I believe that Laura is correct that a homeopathic and route, fasting, praying, and her ropeworm protocol are advised. Most people at a young age have a physical body that adapts to them; but when a person becomes overstressed the parasites will start multiplying out of control and cause disease. Parasites cause heart attacks, strokes, arthritis, depression, insomnia, teeth grinding, fibromyalgia, and many many other diseases. Please don’t make the mistake of believing that this is something that happens to “other people”. Just because you aren’t seeing them doesn’t mean that you don’t have them. They encase themselves in biofilm and attach to the walls of your intestines and that is why you usually don’t see them. They also migrate throughout the body. I am not trying to upset anyone by this information; just trying to help. I have found all information written in Laura’s blog to be TRUTH and straight from the Heart. I am thankful for her; she is brave to be doing what she is doing!! – Jashula, October 6, 2019

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Oh my goodness. I been growing…eh…not easy with all the misinformation but so glad I found this and You, your blog thank you umpteen! Funny how I arrived…reading flower of life by Drunavlo..I saw images related to some automatic writing I did but couldn’t yet link to specific scripts.. the Copts made me search, and that was almost close but then something told me Essene Script and I couldn’t believe my eyes…led to the copper scrolls…Eventually your post caught my eye.a different blog post then I clicked eating to ascend and found this wow! Back to this though, my dreams have been becoming more…everything and I been trying to sleep on my back read how Egyptians slept with blocks I believe to keep their head straight so I put a blanket there, upon waking i was told the aliens created the virus woah woah woah! You have confirmed this further and i knew the nano was involved…so even if your healthy as can be you still must be weary…woah thank you so much. Question being….what is your thought on it actually being eradicated? Seems slight but hope and belief is always in our hearts! Wow…i just am in amazement thank you so much my friend for all of this ..it is unimaginable…thank You.