Laura Rohrer Little Brooks, Ps.
eatingtoascend@protonmail.com
Website: EatingToAscend.com
CAREER OBJECTIVE: THE GREAT COMMISSION
RELEVANT LIFETIME OF WORK SKILLS:
– Microsoft Certified LAN/WAN Administrator, Certified Macintosh Technician, COMPTIA Computer Technician
· Languages: American English (Native-born U.S. Citizen), French (7.5 years of study), some Hebrew, Hindi, German and Spanish
· Operating Systems: Proficient in all except Linix, where I am just a beginner. Spanish, capable and willing to learn more as needed
· Interpersonal skills: I have a very keen ability to sense someone’s veracity, and my interpersonal and social skills are both efficient yet comprehensive if need be. I can work in a team setting or independently, with ease, although I seem to thrive working independently when at task on an intriguing situation.I am always a first responder in any injury or accident situation
· Communication: I value and practice robust and respectful communication skills including college classes. The eldest of four who working in supervisory roles since age 10, it is impossible for me to practice anything but clear communication
· Software: This list is quite legacy, but suffice to say I am comfortable working on and with computers.
Antivirus Programs, Router configuration, the browsers Firefox, Internet Explorer, Brave, Opera, Safari.
MS Exchange Server 5.5, Lotus Notes, all MS Office Suites, WordPerfect to 8X, Adobe PageMaker 6X, Adobe PhotoShop to 5.5, QuarkXPress to 4X, some Adobe Illustrator 8, CorelDraw9, FileMaker Pro to 5X, Flash4, Fireworks3. Eudora 3X-4X, CCMail, FTP, Norton and McAfee Antivirus, Norton Utilities (MAC/PC), System Console and Speed Disk, HP JetAdmin/JetDirect, IBM PComm3270, Partition Magic, DriveCopy and Ghost, RAID
· Hardware: SOHO and Enterprise scale telephony, Cross-platform installation, configuration and support. USB, PCI, network interface, video, SCSI and sound cards up to entire systems. Hubs, printers (local and networked), modems, digital cameras, scanners, all forms of local and remote storage
· Internet: VPNs, all browsers. Adept at file transfer, FTP, HTML, obtaining information or drivers, and completing extensive internet searches, social media, WordPress, email, email marketing
· Protocols: TCP/IP, NetBEUI, IPX/SPX, DLC, AppleTalk
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
Pastor, Author and Interdimensional Parasite Specialist January 2016 – Present
Ropeworm, parasite, heavy metal, nanotechnology, synthetic biology, EMF, mold, yeasts, toxin and ‘forever chemical’ detoxification. Platforms include WordPress, Twitter, Patreon and Substack.
Owner/Operator of HOME – Our Home Farm L.L.C. Spring 2006 – 2011
Licensed Organic Egg Producer with the Maryland Department of Agriculture, selling free-range chicken eggs to a select clientele. Organic gardener (since 1979) and offered fresh produce, hatching eggs and chicks at local farmer’s markets, to drop-in customers and online, shipping fertile eggs and 3-day old goslings to the lower 48 states. Radio interview: NPR “Down On The farm: Local Growers Go Organic”, https://wamu.org/story/11/04/08/down_on_the_farm_local_growers_go_organic/
I also rescued, rehabilitated and retrained (not 501©3 but privately) injured livestock and horses. I owned three horses and was an avid rider with Maryland and Virginia riding clubs, and did private training when possible. In addition, I sold antiques, vintage and collectibles on eBay (ID heavenmoon – since Sept. 4, 1999) and on etsy.com (ID utterlycharmed) since 2007.
Interests include history, theology and patristics, working on antique cars, refinishing antique furniture, organic gardening and food preservation,making art, sewing, and large and small animal husbandry including raising heritage poultry breeds and training horses.
A life-long small-scale homesteader and prepper, I purchased 42 acres with Viginia’s original gold mine to start a survival off grid, but relinquished it to the former owner when I separated in 2011.
Hospice Nursing: RN level in-home hospice nursing and physical therapy assistance since 1994.
Graphic Design and Marketing: beginning as a teenage designing posters, flyers and T-shirts for church and study groups, I went on to study Graphic Design and Photography and developed a few small businesses. As one of the Baltimore/Washington area’s vintage resellers, I self-promoted and enjoyed working independently or in small teams, often with my family and friends involved closely. Eventually I moved from partnering in small retail shops, flea markets and festivals to selling on eBay, ETSY and eventually marketing my non-GMO organic produce and heritage poultry to a national online market, as a certified USDA Organic Food Producer who taught food preservation (canning) locally.
Independent Computer Specialist October 2004 to March 2005
VetInsite, Silver Spring MD
One-on-one Helpdesk and troubleshooting custom veterinary software for front and back end website interface. Off and on-site installation, training and support, including setting up SOHO Lan/Wan computers including full network installation and access. Responsible for full set-up of new systems, HW and SW upgrades, client veterinary service website training and subsequent off-site telephone support.
– AEROTEK, Inc. Hanover, Maryland April 1999 to June 2000
A full-service professional support team providing IT services to Fortune 1000 clients around the world. my project assignments include:
– Discovery Channel International – Provided Level 3 cross-platform MAC/PC Network and Desktop Support: hardware, software, e-mail, applications and network connectivity. Built and maintained custom systems per department, maintained documentation and asset management, and participated in ongoing platform and paradigm improvement. Instructed clients in use of new/updated systems and applications.
– First Annapolis Consulting – November 1999 to January 2000
Network Technician and Level 3 Desktop support in a Dell desktop and laptop LAN/WAN RAS environment. Developed Corporate Intranet and PowerPoint presentations for software rollouts and user training. Monitored server event logs and researched errata to implement solutions, SMS and Norton System Console pushes of NAV, software, and Speed Disk maintenance.
– Goddard Space Flight Center, NASA – June 1999 to March 2000
Promoted to Lead Macintosh Refresh Technician for site-wide refresh, upgrading legacy systems to iMac, G3 and Powerbook. Coordinated and implemented Refresh process, determining HW/SW compatibility, system configurations and imaging, department-specific requirements, as well as scheduling. Instructed clients in use of new/updated systems and applications. Maintained web-based FileMaker Pro database for project. Level 3 Desktop Support for all related issues, development of Macintosh Manager workgroups.
– Goddard Space Flight Center, NASA – April to June 1999
PC Specialist, part of 6-member NT Team for site-wide Win98/NT4 workstation high-end critical performance PC refresh. Verified original configurations and applications, conducted peer-to-peer data transfer to new system, adding accounts to domain and setting specific NT rights. Reconfigured and upgraded applications, instructed clients in use of new/updated systems and applications. Provided daily enterprise desktop support for all issues related to the refresh, including resolution of service contract tickets.
– Enterprise Social Investment Corporation Columbia, Maryland January to April 1999
Enterprise is a national, nonprofit housing and community development organization, launched in 1982 by Jim and Patty Rouse
– Assistant LAN Administrator, Lead LAN/WAN Network Technician – ESIC, Rouse Company Assistant LAN Administrator in a Novell NetWare 4X-5X network, supporting 500 local clients and 6 Regional WAN domains in a trust relationship. Managed user accounts using Novell NetWare Administrator. Controlled client/server directory and resource permissions, configured LAN/WAN resource allocations and sharing (Network Drives, Applications, Printers, Shared Folders) on a Workgroup/Individual User basis. Created and deployed custom image for COMSHARE Sequel Server 20+ user LAN Workgroup. Responsible for adding user accounts to the domain, hardware and software upgrades and all Y2K testing and subsequent compliance on LAN basis.
– Alternative Resources Corporation Linthicum, Maryland July 1998 to February 1999
· Archdiocese of Baltimore – Hired to create the first Helpdesk for the Baltimore Archdiocese, I provided support for 850+ Exchange Server accounts providing Web-based Mail Access, resolving remote connectivity problems, ISP, Internet access, and software installation issues via face-to-face, e-mail or telephone. Desktop support, Level II and III Help Desk for 110+ end users in NT/98/95 Office97 environment. Completed onsite NT Workstation rollout: RAM, HDD upgrades, backing up users’ files to server, imaging, and subsequent custom application configuration under specific NT rights. Direct communication with Department Managers and end users to assure successful completion of large project objectives and deadlines. Installation and support of local and network printers. Maintained Archdiocese Online Bookstore (now offline) using MS FrontPage 97.
– First Maryland Bank – PC Specialist for Maryland-wide corporate Win95 rollout team. Surveyed and backed-up users’ PCs, RAM and HDD upgrades or PC replacement, Ghost drive imaging. Configuration of department-specific programs, applications, and mainframe emulators (IBM PComm 3270, AS 400) using TCP/IP in a NetWare environment. Performed follow-up configuration for desktop image on individual user basis, seamlessly combining efficient quality control and effective end user OS transition, resulting in 0% Help Desk calls specific to rollout, and the ultimate decrease in long-term project costs.
– First Maryland Bank/NEWCO – Novell Server Migration team member, completed 10-month project at 8-acre site in Delaware, December 1998. OS2/WARP Conversion team member, Pennsylvania, October 1998.
Operation Bootstrap, ICTS Baltimore, Maryland July 1997 to June 1998
A division of University of Maryland Baltimore County, providing Professional Certification Programs with Maryland State Board of Education-approved curriculum
– A+ Technician/Network Technician in five-office/twelve-classroom LAN/WAN environment (TCP/IP, IPX/SPX, NetBUIE). Built and repaired PC’s, set-up, networked and maintained classrooms and offices, including re-partitioning and imaging of HDDs at end of each course session. At request of students and instructors, took responsibility for the design, setup and daily maintenance of a primary and backup domain controller MCSE Training Lab.
– A+ Certification Instructor, Career Development Counselor Trainer. Position at time of leaving: Lead Tech.
· Identified need for, created and coordinated TUOB Student Services Department, handling and resolution of complaints and/or quality issues, interfacing with the Site Director, providing customer-focused, coherent critical solutions balancing private sector educational standards with conscientious sensitivity to the student from an educational as well as consumer standpoint. Supervised course registrations, invoicing and payment arrangements. Solely responsible for management and distribution of a >$10K/month text and materials inventory based on weekly tracked start dates utilizing a custom Excel Workbook.
· Designed specialized Word, Excel and MS Publisher forms as needed for Advertising, Administrative and Accounting purposes which were adopted for use in all campuses including ads for Technical Seminars and Career Fairs, a Daily Sales Journal, and contact tracking forms. These solutions presented strategic information inherent to targeting methods resulting in increased sales and productivity, assessing educational and corporate needs, with an organized, detail-oriented and efficient approach balanced by dedication to quality, teamwork, and meeting customer needs.
COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
I enjoy interaction with others, and possess excellent communication skills with both technical and non-technical computer users. I am trained in and utilize active listening, which enhances my ability to meet project-specific and client-side technical requirements.
PROJECT MANAGEMENT:
I have moved in my last two assignments into project management, where I have effectively interfaced with department heads, subcontractors and vendors, effecting client/departmental needs according to contract specs and budget. Additionally, I have effectively documented specific situations to upper management, allowing large-scale project reconfiguration needs to be met as needed. A right brain dominated person; I tend toward creative, out-of-the-box solutions, and look forward to continuing to serving clients personally and with unswerving ethics.
PERSONAL INTERESTS:
I enjoy writing and sharing truth with others, and have published two books since May 2021, THE ROPEWORM PROTOCOL BIBLE HUMAN ASCENSION MANUAL and THE ASCENSION DIET – EATING TO ASCEND. In 2018 I launched the website EatingToAscend.com as a base for developing a platform of followers for the book which took four years to complete. As a pastor devoted to The Great Commission, I share the Truth of Yeshua Ha’Mashiach, Jesus the Christ, and await the Return of Our Savior.
EDUCATION:
BA Fine Arts, Completed Pre-Medical Studies with Associate of Sciences in Chemisty and Nursing, 1 clinical from BSN, credits completed for Doctorate of Fine Arts
University of Maryland Baltimore County Baltimore, Maryland 136 Credits
Senior level for BA in Photography with Digital Imaging Emphasis. Minors completed in Graphic Design and Art History. Dean’s List for Scholarly Achievement. Assistant Instructor of Photography I classes, MAC Graphics Lab Computer Aide, Photo Lab Staff, avid French Club member, and Staff Photographer for The Retriever, UMBC’s weekly newspaper. 3.8 GPA
Maryland Institute College of Art Baltimore, Maryland 40 Credits
Received a full scholarship, with an emphasis on Black and White Photography, Drawing, Art History, Alternative Processes, Studio Photography, and the politics of Art. Was forced to withdraw again to focus on my family as a single mother with no child or familial support.. 3.85 GPA
University of Maryland School of Nursing Baltimore, Maryland 14 Credits
Accepted to and attended for one semester, then was forced to withdraw to address supervision of my two teenagers, as a single parent. I eventually worked as a palliative end-of-life hospice nurse. Interestingly, my firse health position was as a phlebotomist and IV Technician in my early twenties while in Pre-Med. I now avoid all allopathic forms of medical industry and am a staunch anti-vaccine proponent.
Howard County Community College Columbia, Maryland 64 credits
Pre-Nursing Studies for two years, for transfer to University of Maryland School of Nursing. Transferred 60 Credits to University of Maryland Baltimore County with 3.8 GPA.
Catonsville Community College Catonsville, Maryland 64 credits
Pre-Medical Studies, Minor in Chemistry. Dean’s List. Awarded the American Chemical Society National Award for Work in Organic Chemistry. Transferred approximately 60 Credits to University of Maryland School of Nursing with 3.83 GPA.
Microsoft Certified Professional, NT 4.0 Workstation MCP ID# 1541607 July 1999
Goddard Certified Macintosh Technician Goddard Space Flight Center June 1999
A+ Certified Computer Technician Verification # BB0DTT1106 March 1998
Radio interview: NPR “Down On The farm: Local Growers Go Organic”, https://wamu.org/story/11/04/08/down_on_the_farm_local_growers_go_organic/
References available upon request.